The Unicorns Album Review:
Undercooked Indie Pop at 2006-06-03
2 1/2 starsAn album that basically states were hear, were unique, we have some talent, rather then accomplish anything on its own musically-sadly this indulgent but perceptive band left this as little proof of even existing and hopefully are articulating some of this unfocused talent into more memorable projects. The over indulgences with 4/4 sound manipulation, casio beats, overtly quirky vocals distract from their talent at deconstructing and undermining a catchy pop song with respectable guitarkid-chops to boot. This is an interesting footnote if you have time and energy invested in the independent scene, or if you just really loved warped, but play full lo-fi druggery. Interestingly enough the rough cuts of these songs (Unicorns are people too is what those are called) capture the essence of what they were going for on this album better then the actual disc did.
The Unicorns Album Review:
I Am So Upset! at 2006-05-28
This music is pretty cool, but I want to comment on the bands name. So many people refer to unicorns as mythical creatures, but they definitely exist, or at least existed at one time!If you believe the Holy Bible is the word of God, then you are obliged to believe in unicorns. Numbers 23:22 in the Bible reads: God brought them out of Egypt, he hath as it were the strength of a unicorn. God is compared to a unicorn. God must be very strong indeed and this proves that unicorns existed! I dont think the Bible would lie or misinform human-kind! The Bible also claims that satyrs and cockatrices existed as well, so it has to be true! There are so many things in the Bible that people want to just sweep under the rug and ignore, but they should never ignore the word of God! God also commanded, Thou shall not suffer a witch to live (Exodus 22:18) and informs us that its OK to kill our slaves because, after all, they are only our money (Exodus 21). Yet people want to pretend that witches dont exist and that God never condoned slavery - shame on these fools who want to pick and choose which passages from Gods word they will follow!Id like to thank the Unicorns (R.I.P.) for choosing a holy name that has lead many people to Gods truth!
The Unicorns Album Review:
gone but not forgotten at 2006-04-05
If you loved the works of Nick and Jaime as much as I did, then youll love their new project called, Islands - Return To The Sea.
The Unicorns Album Review:
yessss at 2006-03-28
totally freakin awesome. you dont need to know much else. child star is da bomb too.
The Unicorns Album Review:
Better than I expected at 2006-03-19
The songs are very catchy. Theyre likely to get stuck in your head all day. I feel like this is music for the daydreamer and the squirrel look-alikes.